In a surprise, special invitation only press conference held today, Apple announced a new addition to their product base. The cutting edge “iPad Maxi” measures over 50 inches in screen size, weighs 112 kilograms (lighter than comparable tablets)
Apple Unveils New Fifth Generation iPad with Retina Display, Faster A8X Chip, BodyTime HD Camera & LifeSize Interactive Pornography Hub.
SAN JOSE, California?November 18, 2012?Apple® today introduced iPad® Maxi, a completely new iPad design that is 707 percent heavier and 450 percent larger than the fourth generation iPad. The new iPad Maxi features a stunning 51.8-inch Multi-Touch™ display, BodyTime® HD and iSight® cameras, an incredible 1.2 hours of battery life²?every inch an iPad, yet in a revolutionary design you can grasp precariously in one hand and barely lift. iPad Maxi comes with iOS 6, the world’s most advanced mobile operating system with over 200 new features.
Timothy Cook said of the new device “We wanted to provide a product to customers that literally feels different, that can be used to provide the entertainment and the tools that our other products cannot provide”
“Boasting a screen size of 51.8 inches, this new iPad is the only platform that can deliver our brand new LifeSize Interactive Pornography Hub application. This new app puts you in the front row of your wildest fantasies. With an open source uploading programme, the service will launch with over twenty free interactive videos, over fifty paid videos, and the opportunity to programme and upload your own interactive programming. It makes every sexual decision you make have a price and pay off, and having used the programme extensively over the course of the last four months, I can confirm that it is one of the most in depth and rewarding experiences you can achieve from an Apple product.”
The iPad Maxi goes on sale on Monday with the 2GB 3G version available for $4,999.99 and the 4GB Wi-Fi version available at $69,599.99. Sound off in the comments section below about your thoughts.